Introducing the sneak peek of marvelous guardians of the galaxy
Star-Lord's Super-Awesome Adventure Log.
Mission status:
Currently battling our worst enemy, gravity.
Crash our ship, will ya?
Yeah, you better run!
Fly! Flutter! Whatever the flarg you do!
Traitor!/ I am Groot.
Okay, I think we can all share the blame here.
We're a team effort.
Rocket, fix the ship.
Yeah, about that.
We're kind of short on parts.
We are also short on time.
The ship is sinking into the swamp.
At this rate, we'll be completely submerged in a matter of hours.
Me and Groot can get started on repairs.
The rest of you have to split up and find the parts I need.
Gamora, get me a 300 micrometer frequency laser.
Quill, I need a stuffed animal.
A krutackin' huge one.
Wait. Wait, wait. That's a fake assignment.
Every time we split up, you always make me get something you don't really need,
and then you laugh about it later.
It's real.
Okay, so then why can't Drax get it, and I'll get his part?
Fine. But remember, you asked for it.
I changed my mind!
I changed it!
I want to get the stuffed animal!
Yo! Think fast!
Okay, now think slow.
Intruder!
Put down the fusion reactor and surrender to Modok!
Seriously, dude? You've got baby arms and legs.
Physical might is hardly necessary
when one possesses the power of the mind.
Nice try, fathead,
but...
Okay, chubby cheeks,
now you're making me mad.
Haven't you figured it out yet?
I have the power to destroy you with your own weapon.
Well, the joke's on you there, Mighty Melon.
Only I can control my Element Blaster.
But I can control your hand.
Hey! Hey! All right, quit it, Jumbo Jowls.
The name is Modok!
And you will not interfere with my plans, whoever you are!
Who's interfering? I just need to borrow your fusion reactor.
Unfortunately for you, it is a key component for my stasis weapon.
Once I deploy the missile,
all of humanity will be rendered completely immobile.
Then Modok will reign supreme!
The things I have to go through for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor!
Rocket, you are so gonna owe me big-time.
No one defeats Modok! You hear me?
No one!
If anyone asks,
I'm sayin' I brought a ten foot tall due and shoot's flames out of his eyeballs.
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